College - Bloody hell, its driving me Over the hedge!!

Whoever said that College life is fun should come and sit in my class for one full day, I'm sure they'll go back on their word.
Physics class, the sir is asking everyone questions and for one such question he says,"Inda question-a yaravudu Ladies answer panunga ma! Yaen-na ippo Ladies-ku 33% reservation konduvandutanga la, adunala Moonu(3) questions-la oru question Ladies-a kekkanum!" This fellow rivals GP in cracking bad mokkai's, I never thought the day would come when I'll see such a person, but here he is, another physics sir!
(and yeah he calls us "ladies"!! heights of weirdness!)
During Chemistry, noone bothers to listen, the sir loves conversing with the chairs, tables and the walls.
Electrical Engineering is a huge waste of time! Until now, we've done only sums with resistors in all the classes. She conveniently gives a brief explanation on all other topics which we are unfamiliar with. You may ask why I'm complaining, since it becomes easier for us.. But how long can I listen to her explaining the same sum a billion times!
That's about just some of the lecturers and I don't even want to go near the topic of how my fellow first years are.. College, I tell u is a nerve wrecking experience!!